Woman Found Deceased After Hours Without Cell Phone

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By Lila Hargreeves, Staff Writer — The Maple County Gazette

FAIRFAX, OKLA. — Authorities confirmed Tuesday that a local woman, Clarissa Bloom, 34, was found deceased in her home after what investigators are calling an “acute technological deprivation event,” following several days without her mobile phone.

Bloom, a longtime resident of Fairfax, was last seen on Friday morning purchasing a vanilla‑scented candle and three boxes of tissues from the Fairfax Craft Barn. Neighbors reported that she appeared “distracted” and “a little twitchy,” though no one suspected anything unusual.

According to Sheriff’s Office spokesperson Deputy Marla Jensen, Bloom’s phone reportedly disappeared under “mysterious circumstances” sometime last week. “We’re not ruling anything out,” Jensen said. “The device was later located under a throw pillow, but the circumstances surrounding its disappearance remain unclear.”

Neighbors told investigators they heard unusual noises coming from Bloom’s home over the weekend, including screams of anger and what sounded like items being tossed around. One said, “If I hadn’t known she was home, I would have thought that she was being robbed.”

Another neighbor, Evelyn Crutch, reported seeing Bloom through the window on Sunday, looking all around her house, even in her garden. “She kept saying, ‘Where in the world are you?’. When I asked her what she was looking for, she snipped at me, ‘My phone!’ She seemed emotional,” Crutch said. “I thought maybe she’d lost a pet. Turns out it was just her phone. When I didn’t see her Monday morning, I thought it was best to call the police and ask for a “Well Being Check!”

Bloom was found Monday afternoon lying on her living room rug, clutching a charging cable. Officials say there were no signs of foul play, forced entry, or malfunctioning appliances. Her phone was discovered moments later beneath a decorative throw pillow on the couch. The device was fully functional and displayed a single notification:

“Your screen time was down 100% this week! Great job!”

Investigators declined to comment on whether the notification was considered “taunting.”

Local residents expressed shock at the incident, with many calling for increased awareness of digital‑detachment risks. Pastor Reuben Mallory of Fairfax Chapel announced plans for a community seminar titled “Unplugging Without Dying: A Practical Guide.” “We must learn to live with our devices,” Mallory said, “but also without them, at least for the length of a church service. You know, I used to think that going without your phone wouldn’t kill you, but apparently, I was wrong. Who knew?”

The county coroner has not yet released an official cause of death, though early reports suggest a combination of stress, confusion, and what one investigator described as “a psychological free‑fall into the ‘Notification Void.’” Authorities emphasize that the public is not in danger. “This appears to be an isolated incident,” Deputy Jensen said. “But we do encourage residents to keep track of their phones, and of what’s behind their throw pillows.”

“Happy?  Pappy?”

Technology, computers were supposed to make our lives easier.  Give us more time to sit back and enjoy life, friends and family.  Can anyone say that is the case in their life?  Doesn’t it seem as if there is always somewhere we have to be and something we have to do?  Are you caught up on the latest hot shows?  Then there is the constant ringing, dinging, buzzing of our cell phones.  Here’s the latest news, latest text from friends, family and work.  Do you ever want to roll the car window down and chuck it?  Then there are the calls you don’t want.  “Spam Risk” my phone now alerts me.  And if I want to extend my car’s warranty, I’ll call you!

We deal with this manic life day in and day out.  It begs the question, “What, or who are we living for?”  What is at the end of it all?  And when you get there, will you be happy?  Will you look back at it all and be satisfied?  Will you be able to say your life was one that was well lived?

Paul, the apostle from the Bible, didn’t have to be connected all the time, but I’m sure there were things that brought on similar feelings and situations we face today.  Yet he was able to put things in proper perspective.  Here are his own words, spoken at the end of his life:

“You take over. I’m about to die, my life an offering on God’s altar. This is the only race worth running. I’ve run hard right to the finish, believed all the way. All that’s left now is the shouting—God’s applause! Depend on it, he’s an honest judge. He’ll do right not only by me, but by everyone eager for his coming.” 2 Tim. 4:6-8 (MSG)

Paul lived his life for God.  The man was sold out to his commitment to be God’s servant.  He went where God wanted him to go.  He did what God wanted him to do, and he said whatever God asked of him to say.  The beatings he suffered made his determination more fervent.  The many mishaps as he traveled to spread the gospel speared him on to reach his destinations.  Paul looked at the results of his devoted life to God and was happy at the end.  Satisfied.

If your life isn’t truly and honestly fulfilling, know that it can be.  Living for God, by God’s word will bring such peace and happiness to anyone’s life when placed in the proper perspective.  Is it easy, no, but is it worth it, yes!  I challenge you to try it.  Start today, for your connected life to the world may delay you , or worse, prevent you from ever obtaining true happiness.

Copyright © 2021 Mark Brady.  All rights reserved.

Let Me Introduce You

070320 (4)If God called you on your cell phone, right this minute, would your caller ID know it was God?  Would you?  Or would it read, “Unknown”?

When the Apostle Paul visited Athens, he came across an alter which had the inscription, “To an unknown god”.  It seems as if the locals wanted to cover all of their bases. (Acts 17:23)

Paul went on to introduce them to God by saying:

24-29 “The God who made the world and everything in it, this Master of sky and land, doesn’t live in custom-made shrines or need the human race to run errands for him, as if he couldn’t take care of himself. He makes the creatures; the creatures don’t make him. Starting from scratch, he made the entire human race and made the earth hospitable, with plenty of time and space for living so we could seek after God, and not just grope around in the dark but actually find him. He doesn’t play hide-and-seek with us. He’s not remote; he’s near. We live and move in him, can’t get away from him! One of your poets said it well: ‘We’re the God-created.’ Well, if we are the God-created, it doesn’t make a lot of sense to think we could hire a sculptor to chisel a god out of stone for us, does it?

30-31 “God overlooks it as long as you don’t know any better—but that time is past. The unknown is now known, and he’s calling for a radical life-change. He has set a day when the entire human race will be judged and everything set right. And he has already appointed the judge, confirming him before everyone by raising him from the dead.” Acts 17:24-31 (MSG)

And now you have been introduced to God.  Know this, He loves you so very much.  More than any of us deserve, yet He does, all the time.  If you have not accepted him then know this, He will never stop pursuing you.  That’s how crazy God is about you.  Accepting God doesn’t promise you a perfect life, but He does promise to get you through it.

God can be known.

Copyright © 2020 Mark Brady.  All rights reserved.