Examiner: Dr. L. Harrow, Digital Forensics Unit
Assistant Examiner: Dr. Chipson (self-appointed)
Location of Examination: Maple Crest Drive, Tulsa, OK
Date/Time of Autopsy: 06/17/2026 — 15:04 CDT
Decedent: Lady Galaxy IV, smartphone, black, 128GB
External Examination
The device was received in a sunglasses case lined with a microfiber cloth, consistent with a ceremonial burial container.
Observed conditions:
- Multiple screen fractures radiating from the upper-right corner
- Water residue along the charging port
- A faint scent of lavender lotion
- Pop Socket attached postmortem “as a tribute,” per next of kin
No case was present at the time of death, suggesting the victim lived a high‑risk lifestyle.
The autopsy revealed the following:
The motherboard showed signs of acute water exposure
The battery was cold, unresponsive, and at 0%
The speaker contained a single grain of rice lodged in the mesh
The SIM tray was intact but emotionally compromised
The charging port exhibited scarring consistent with repeated “desperate jamming”
No foreign objects were found except for lint, crumbs, and what appeared to be glitter.
Resuscitation Attempts (Per Witness Statements)
- Phone CPR — unsuccessful
- Induced coma via prolonged charging — unsuccessful
- Emergency hydration therapy (rice submersion) — unsuccessful
- “Firm but loving taps” to the back of the device — unsuccessful
- Whispering motivational phrases — unsuccessful
Dr. Chipson reported that the device “flatlined the moment it hit the sink before continuing into the water.”
Cause of Death
Primary Cause:
Acute liquid immersion leading to catastrophic motherboard failure.
Contributing Factors:
- Chronic screen cracking
- Emotional overuse
- Exposure to human panic energy
- Lack of protective case
- Attempted revival rituals not approved by any known repair authority
Manner of Death
Accidental, with strong undertones of negligence and codependency.
Postmortem Disposition
The device was released to next of kin (Marissa D.) for burial.
Interred beneath a rosebush with:
- One charger cord
- A Pop Socket
- A handwritten note reading: “You were my everything.”