I Don’t Believe in Monsters

Man typing on laptop in office with monstrous demon behind him
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Stephen liked to say he didn’t believe in monsters; he just made a living inventing them. But every night, long after his deadlines had passed and the house had settled into its old-bones creaking, he found himself listening for footsteps that weren’t his.

It started with the tapping. At first, he blamed the radiator. Then the wind. Then the neighbor’s kid. But the taps always came in threes, always from the same spot: the back of his office door. The one he always kept shut when he wrote, because he swore he could feel someone standing behind it.

One night, curiosity won. He opened the door fast, hoping to catch whatever it was off guard. Nothing. Just the hallway, dim and empty.

He laughed at himself, shut the door, and sat back down at his desk. His laptop screen glowed with the unfinished paragraph of his latest horror novel, a scene where the protagonist hears tapping from behind a door.

Three taps answered from behind him. Slow. Deliberate. Stephen froze. His fingers hovered over the keys. The taps came again, louder this time, and his laptop cursor began to move on its own, letters appearing one by one.

STOP WRITING ME.

His breath hitched. The room felt smaller, the air colder. He tried to slam the laptop shut, but the lid wouldn’t budge, as if invisible hands held it open. More words appeared.

I DON’T WANT TO BE IN YOUR STORIES. I WANT TO BE IN YOUR HOUSE.

The office door creaked open behind him. Stephen didn’t turn around. He didn’t need to. He could feel the breath on his neck, warm, damp, and very, very real. The tapping had stopped. The footsteps had begun. Stephen said out loud, “I’m getting too old for this stuff! I don’t care if I am Stephen King!”

“The Woman in the Walls”

Woman with dark hair holding a large knife walking through a dim, damaged hallway
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Evan had the house to himself for the night — or so he thought. His wife, Claire, was “working late,” which usually meant spreadsheets, coffee, and her headphones on until midnight. Perfect conditions for a horror marathon. He dimmed the lights, queued up a low‑budget slasher called The Woman in the Walls, and settled in.

The movie opened with a grainy shot of a masked woman stalking a man through his own home. Evan smirked. “Classic,” he muttered. But then the killer spoke. Just one line. A whisper. A tone he knew. A tone he’d heard a thousand times when she teased him, when she scolded him, when she leaned in close to say goodnight.

Claire’s voice.

He sat up straighter. “No way,” he said, laughing nervously. Maybe the actress just sounded like her. Lots of people had similar voices. Right? Then the killer tilted her head, that same little tilt Claire did when she was pretending not to be annoyed.

Evan’s smile faded.

He grabbed the remote and rewound the scene. The killer stepped into the light, mask half‑shadowed, but the jawline… the posture… the way she tucked her hair behind her ear… His stomach dropped. It was Claire. Not “looked like Claire.” Not “reminded him of Claire.”

It was Claire.

He paused the movie. The screen froze on her silhouette, knife glinting. His phone buzzed. A text from Claire. “Hey, babe. You watching something scary tonight?” Evan swallowed hard. His thumbs hovered over the screen. Another text came through before he could reply: “I hope you’re enjoying the movie.” His blood ran cold. He hadn’t told her what he was watching. He hadn’t told anyone.

The paused image on the TV flickered — just for a second — as if the actress had moved. Evan blinked. The figure on the screen was no longer in the same pose. She was closer. Facing him. Head tilted. Smiling.

His phone buzzed again. “Don’t turn around.” Evan froze. The room felt suddenly smaller. The air behind him shifted, the faintest whisper of movement, like someone stepping out from the shadows. Slowly, trembling, he turned. Claire stood there.

Evan stared at Claire — real Claire — standing behind him in full killer costume, mask dangling from her fingers as she’d just come home from a PTA meeting with a very questionable dress code.

“Surprise!” she chirped.

He blinked. “You… you’re the killer?” She sighed dramatically. “Ugh. ‘Killer’ is such a harsh label. I prefer ‘independent contractor specializing in population reduction.’” Evan’s jaw dropped. “That’s… worse.” Claire shrugged. “Look, everyone needs a hobby. You collect Funko Pops. I collect… souls.” “That is NOT the same thing.” “Tell that to the credit card bill.”

The TV unpaused again on its own, showing on‑screen Claire raising her knife. Real Claire raised hers too — but instead of slashing, she pointed it at the TV like a disgruntled director. “Honestly, they edited out my best scene,” she muttered. “I improvised this whole monologue about the socioeconomic pressures of modern villainy. Very artsy. Very Sundance.”

Evan swallowed. “So… are you going to kill me?” Claire looked offended. “What? No! You think I’d murder my own husband? Who would reset the Wi‑Fi? Who would explain taxes? Who would open jars?” Evan exhaled in relief. He opened his mouth to respond, but the TV flickered again — this time showing a teaser for The Woman in the Walls 2: The Husband Strikes Back.

Evan frowned. “Wait… I’m in the sequel?” Claire grinned. “Yep! I pitched you as the comic relief. You scream funny.” “I do NOT scream funny.” She pulled out her phone, tapped a button, and a recording played: Evan shrieking like a malfunctioning tea kettle. He covered his face. “Delete that.” “Absolutely not. It’s going in the trailer.”

The lights flickered ominously. The house groaned. A shadow moved across the wall. Evan tensed. “Uh… Claire? Was that you?” She shook her head. “Nope. That’s the other killer.” “The WHAT?” “Oh, relax,” she said, patting his shoulder. “It’s Hollywood. There’s always a twist.” The shadow grew larger. Closer. Claire whispered, “If we survive this, you’re making popcorn.”